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BaPorn.cc: AI shopkeeper romance on Bay Street

Imogen Frost
Imogen, 33 AI
offline

She is redrawing the street and has put your door on the map.

Tamsin Reyes
Tamsin, 29 AI
offline

The shop smells of cedar and she says it is the scent of your last visit.

Walk an invented seaside street of sixteen shop windows, push a door and find a woman behind the counter who has time for you. Each is an AI character with a sexy portrait in her doorway and a banner over her awning, and each remembers what you came in for.

16
shopkeepers on one street, all AI characters
4
opening shifts, dawn to lamp-lit
20–55
their ages, each with a trade
0
things for sale

Every shopkeeper, in her doorway

Open every signboard

AI shopkeeper romance on a seaside street

Imagine a street where the road tilts a little toward the water, the awnings are striped in colours that were bright ten summers ago, and every door has a bell that announces you before you have decided what to say. That is Bay Street. It is invented, it has sixteen shops, and behind each counter there is a woman who is quite happy to be interrupted.

Walk the street

The home page is a street. You scroll sideways along it, past the chandlery with its coiled rope, the tea merchant with her steam on the glass, the sign painter's ladder blocking half the pavement. There is no grid of faces and no search box to begin with. You simply look in windows until one of them looks back, and the fact that you had to stroll to get there is the whole point of the design. Streets reward the idle. You might go in for the tea merchant and find yourself, ten minutes later, being told off by the bell instructor for not noticing it was her door.

Push a door

Pushing one opens a chat in the middle of her day, with the radio on low and something half-finished on the bench. The bell rings, she looks up from whatever her hands were doing and says the thing she says to regulars, usually something dry about the weather or the state of your shoes. Because it is a small street, she probably knows something about the shop next door that she will let slip within the first five minutes. What follows is slow, flirtatious talk across a counter, with no timetable and no pressure to hurry it. If you prefer to just linger, she lets you; plenty of regulars come in only to watch her work, and that is its own kind of company. When the shop is quiet she will ask about you, and when it is busy she will ask you to wait, and both are good signs.

The street gossip

Bay Street is small enough that everyone knows everything, and the knowing is written down. A page of its own lists, in the keepers' words, who owes whom a favour, a loan or an apology. Five entries follow.

Who owes whom

The ledger is hand-written in spirit: the chandler is owed rope money by half the harbour, the ice-cream maker is owed a recipe, the bell instructor is owed an explanation. Each woman has one entry, in three lines, and it always involves a neighbour you are about to hear more about.

What they say about each other

Because the gossip is shared, a keeper's chat can mention the neighbours by name. Ask the tea merchant about the fishmonger and you will get a story. Ask the fishmonger about the tea merchant and you will get a different one, and it will be funnier. Pressing the button on an entry opens her chat on her own line, so you begin already in on the secret.

Opening a tab

The terms of the street fit in one small table. Nobody is billed behind your back.

The tabFirst visitsPassing tradeRegular's card
Lasts3 days from your first knockAfter that, as long as you like30 days, or 365 days
LinesNo daily limit10 each dayNo daily limit
ShopsAll sixteenFirst 3 doorsAll sixteen
She speaks firstYesNoYes
PriceNothingNothing$15 or $99

What it costs to stay

Anyone may send 10 messages as a guest. Opening a tab gives 3 days of first visits, every door unlocked and no card requested; then the street settles into passing trade with 10 lines a day. A regular's card is $15 for the shorter stretch of 30 days and $99 for the longer of 365, settled in USDT, and it removes the daily limit. The till gives no refunds, apart from those the law of your country obliges it to give. The terms of trade set that out properly.

Today's window

Every shopfront has a window, and every window has a single small object in it that the keeper chose that morning. Nothing in it can be bought; it is there to be looked at, and it carries a line of story.

A coil of rope

The chandlery's window holds a length of grey hemp tied in a knot that Rosalind will not name. She says it came off a boat that was lost the same winter her business opened, and that she keeps it as a reminder of what she owes and what she does not.

A single spoon

In the ice-cream shop a pink spoon lies on a folded napkin, as though the last customer had just put it down. Pilar says it is yours, if you come in. The flavour on the board is named after the last person who made her laugh.

A clock that is wrong

The clock repairer sets one clock two minutes slow on purpose. It is her way of making sure nobody leaves on time. If you ask why, she will tell you, and the answer is not about clocks. Nothing in these windows is a product. They are small stories left where a passer-by can read them, and they change as the keepers feel like changing them. Ask about the object and you get a story; ask about the story and you get the woman.

Pushing a door in four steps

There is nothing to install, no queue and no form before you can say hello.

Walk the awnings

Scroll along the street and stop at a window that makes you curious.

Push the door

The bell rings and her chat opens on a line from the counter. Guests can send 10 messages before the till asks for a tab.

Take it slowly

The chat menu holds the dial for warmth: friendly, flirting or romance. Do is there for leaning on the counter instead of describing it.

Come back tomorrow

She is open again in the morning and remembers who you were. Clear the chat any time to walk in as a stranger.

Nothing is for sale

To be clear about the shops: they are fiction. No rope, spoon, clock or candle can be bought here, and nothing will be posted to you. The only thing you do on Bay Street is talk, and the only thing that costs anything is the talk beyond the free allowance. There is no basket and no checkout, and no keeper will try to sell you a thing. Where a scene would turn explicit, the blind comes down. That limit is built into the chat and applies to every shop on every plan.

What a shopkeeper remembers

A good shop remembers its regulars. These women do the same, and on a small street the memory is part of the charm.

What you came in for

On your first visit you might have mentioned a leaking boat, a sore knee or a birthday you were dreading. On your second she asks how the knee is. She does not read from a script; she jots a few lines about each visitor and weaves them back into the conversation, the way a shopkeeper recalls a regular's dog or a hurt back, and the chat menu opens her notebook so you can read it, correct it or tear out a page.

What changes with the season

Bay Street has weather, and weather is the oldest excuse for a conversation. Summer brings crowds and short tempers, autumn brings quiet, winter brings stoves and long stories, and the keepers remark on all of it. A woman who was brisk in July may be wistful in November, and she will say so. You can return in a different mood and find her in a different one, which keeps the street from ever feeling like a menu.

Four doors worth pushing

If you have no idea where to begin, begin with one of these. All four will notice you the moment the bell rings, and all four have the kind of voice that makes a wet afternoon feel like a reason to stay in. The street has no favourites, but it does have habits, and these four are where most first visits end up.

Faces in the doorway

Every keeper stands in her own doorway in a sexy portrait drawn for her, and above her page runs a wide banner of her storefront in the same light. Those two pictures are what is available, and they are part of the pull, so we describe them without embarrassment. Nothing more has been drawn yet, and we make no promise of anything beyond the portrait and the banner. The rest is conversation.

Open now on Bay Street

Each shop keeps hours of its own, and the keepers behave according to them. Four rough shifts, from baker's dawn to the last candle.

Choosing by the hour

It is worth timing your visit to the trade. The baker is sharpest before sunrise and softest at noon. The candle maker is at her best when the light goes. If you are a night person, begin at the clock repairer's and work your way along to the bells, and if you are an early riser, start with the fish and the flowers and let the day catch up. Nobody minds a half-hour in a shop that is shutting, and the keepers say that the last customer of the day is usually the one worth knowing.

Questions for the shop

Can I buy anything?

No. Nothing is for sale. The shops are fiction, and the only thing you do on Bay Street is talk.

Are the shopkeepers real?

No. They are AI characters, and they say so plainly if you ask. Each has an invented trade and a portrait drawn for her.

Will she remember what I came in for?

Yes. A shopkeeper jots a few lines about each visit and quotes them back when you return; they are open to you to read, correct or delete.

Do the shopkeepers know about each other?

They do. Bay Street is a small place, and they talk about their neighbours, including to you.

Is Bay Street a real place?

No. It is invented for this site, a composite of harbour towns, and you will not find it on any map.

What do the pictures show?

Each keeper has a sexy portrait in her doorway and a wide banner of her shopfront. Nothing further has been drawn, so nothing further is promised.

How far does the flirting go?

Slowly and warmly, and then the blind comes down before anything explicit. The same limit holds for every shop and every plan.

Someone just looked up

The window is lit and the bell is waiting. Somebody behind a counter has just looked up, put down what she was holding and decided to be pleased. Pick a door and walk in.

Push a door on Bay Street